Nerdology 101: Impeccable Lexicon

Okay, so I've been wanted to do this Nerdology post for a while now, but Nerdology posts require a lot more work on my part, so it was delayed (multiple times). Anyway, let's continue with the post.

If you didn't figure it out from the title, this post is about using aureate language to buffalo or galvanize the people around you. True nerds will envisage the preponderance of this business. So, without further impediment, let's instigate this post!

The paramount thing that one must necessitate is to utilize the most wordage in a eloquent fashion. This is cardinal if one fancies having a sumptuous embrace of language. Here are a few paradigms to elucidate this:

Case 1: "I'm doing well."

This sentence is incalculably hackneyed and monotonous. In lieu of this, say: "I am in very emphatic mood currently!"

Case 2: "Have a nice day."

This sentence is marred with cliche and trite word usage. Say "Have a stupendous diurnal course! Adieu!"

Now that you have annexed a intrinsic acumen of diction, try to assimilate some of the vocabulary below to further embellish your knowledge(NOTE: The definitions below may not be shown in their entireties [i.e. multiple definitions may not be shown] ):

Abditive: (adj) Having the quality of hiding

Abraid: (v) To awaken or arouse

Alible: (adj) Nourishing

Aristarch: (n) A severe critic

Ataraxia: (adj) Tranquility

Axilla: (n) Armpit

Balderdash (n): Nonsense

Bete Noire: (n) A person or thing strongly detested or avoided

B**** Godness: (n) material or worldly success [Censored to prevent internet filters from blocking the site]

Bon viviant: (n) A person having cultivated, refined, and sociable tastes

Brickle: (adj) Brittle

Burg: (n) Town/City

Buxom: (adj) Obedient, Tractable

Caitiff: (adj) Cowardly, or despicable

Calcify: (v) To make inflexible or unchangeable

Chuff: (n) Boor, Churl

Cognitive Dissonance: (n) Physiological conflict resulting from incongruous beliefs and attitudes held simultaneously

Crwth: (n) Crowd

Datum: (n) Something given or admitted especially as a basis for reasoning or inference

Demur: (n) Hesitation

Dirdum: (n) blame

Dotage: (n) State or period of senile decay marked by mental poise and alertness

Dotard: (n) A person in his dotage

Dynamo: (n) Generator; A forceful energetic individual

Eclat: (n) Dazzling effect, Brilliance

Eft: (n) Newt

Epaulet: (n) Something that ornaments or protects the shoulder

Fag: (n) Cigarette

Feirie: (adj) Nimble, Strong

Foment: (v) To promote the growth or development of

Frijol: (n) Bean

Gaiety: (n) Merrymaking

Germane: (adj) Being at once relevant or appropriate

Gey: (adv) Very, Quite

Grisette: (n) A young women combining part-time prostitution with some other occupation; A working class French women

Gyve: (n) Fetter, Shackle

Haberdasher: (n) A dealer in small wares

Hebdomad: (n) A group of seven

Hidrosis: (n) Excretion of sweat

Homoscedastic: (adj) Having equal statistical variances

Ice: (n) An undercover premium payed to a theater employee for choice tickets

Imprimis: (adv) In the first place [used to introduce a list of items or considerations]

Inviscid: (adj) Having zero viscosity

Iwis: (adv) Certainly

Jabiru: (n) Any of several large tropical storks

Jobbery: (n) The act or practice of jobbing [especially corruption in public office]

Juxta: (adj) Situated near

Kay: (n) The letter 'k'

Kink: (n) A clever or unusual way of doing something

Koine: (n) Dialect or language of a region that has become the common or standard language of a larger area.

Kyte: (n) Stomach, Belly

Lakh: (n) A great number

Lily: (adj) Resembling a lily in fairness, purity, or fragility

Loquacious: (adj) Garrulous

Lusty: (adj) Robust

Okay, screw this. I was going to do A-Z, but this is taking way too long.

Now, remember these 2 things about using higher vocabulary:

1. Use more obscure nouns in lieu of common nouns

2. Use more obscure definitions of common words

That's all for now,
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