Anyone who can give me the source of the title without searching it is awesome.
So, Calculus again. We had a test that, for one reason or another, was easy and thus cmpleted quickly. Having nothing to do, I sat there while Jaclyn fooishly got out paper and penccils and tried to think about drawing something. Being the nice person I am, I showed her that the odds of her drawing more than one thing were very slim. I did this by stealing her pink eraser. Laughing to myself, I sat and gloated. A few minutes later, I turned to find a second eraser on her desk with her laughing at me.
Somehow or another, I found a way to steal the second eraser. She then reached into her backpack andpulled out two more. I don't quite remember how it changed, but soon we were wielding an eraser in each hand and slashing each other's arms and hands with them. You may think it sounds stupid, but you are definitely missing out. So for the last 30 to 45 minutes of class, we fought an epic duel..... while sitting down.... quietly..... however, we were able to whisper Princess Bride, LOTR, and a few Monty Python references as we fought, increasing the epicness. All the while, one person would turn o make sure the teacher wasn't glaring at us.... unfortunately, to do so, you had to turn your back on the other person, thus getting slashd on the hand.
All in all, I think that was the best use of the last 45 minutes of any class I have ever had..... I love school.... ish
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Thursday, February 11, 2010
They're just terribly comfortable. I'm sure everyone will be wearing them in the future.
That's right! This episode(if you can call it that), I have decided to rant about hats! Because I can and have nothing better to do with my time. Apparently. So, let's get started!
Balaclava: Possibly one of the coolest "hats" ever. I only call it such because wikipedia calls it a hat. Anyways, it's basically used as a ski mask and a mask for robbing banks. Also used for becoming a ninja and still being able to see. Cool hat, keeps you warm. So good looking and functional! A
Baseball cap: it's called a cap. It's worn at baseball games. It's so overused and overworn that no one cares. You know what it is so let's move on. C-
Bearskin: Only one of the most memorable and awesomest(yes) hats there is. You've probably seen them outside of Buckingham Palace worn by the royal guard. Everyone knows the tall furry hats and loves them. Probably keep you very warm and looks generally cool. Although in any other country besides Britain, you look like a moron. In fact, in Britain, you still look like a moron. But still cool. B+
Beret: A pretty cool hat. Worn by French painters, French mimes and military alike, it's pretty cool. Except fr the mime thing. No one likes mimes... not even mimes. anyways, they are easily recognized and most famous for being worn by a Walrus. (The Hyneman) B
Bicorne hat: If you can't figure out what that is, think Napoleon. Cool pretty much only because Napoleon wore it. C+
Chullo: A nice wool hat with flaps for covering the ears. Pretty functional, but really not that good to look at. The only reason I like this hat, is because The King of the Blog has an awesome Jayne hat. B-
Cowboy hat: must I say anything? big, stupid looking, really not cool at all. D-
Dunce cap: Just that awesome. For those who don't get why, I will tell you. A dunce cap is a sure sign of a stupid person, which is very important. You no longer have to engage with the stupid person and can avoid conversation all together! A
Fedora: The most epic hat of all time. Commonly worn by the mafia and other mobsters, this hat inspired fear and awesomeness at the same time. You don't mess with people wearing this. Later used in movies because when a stunt double is needed for a fedora-wearing person, you couldn't see their face underneath the fedora. Because it's awesome. I know many people who have these and they seem to be making a comeback. A++
Hadee hat: Civil war style hat. Long brim on the sides and curved upward. Usually decorated and pretty darn cool looking. I'd suggest you wear one and see what happens. A-
Santa hat: awesome, but once a year, so not that functional. Also, you look a bit too cliche. C
Top hat: Not too shabby. A sign of being a rich gentleman or Scrooge. I have to say they are pretty cool, but not the best unless you happen to be President Lincoln. B-
Tricorne hat: Not bad, but just too overused. Not that people wear it anymore, but it's a little cliche for some militaries. I wouldn't ever wear one. D
Turban: Awesome because it's just so darn ard to put on. By wearing one, you're saying "I'm awesome, and you aren't. Owned." However, if it falls off, you have to spend the time to put it on in front of others, and thus divulge the secret of putting them on. B+
Well, that's all I got, hope I have made your hat choices simpler.
Balaclava: Possibly one of the coolest "hats" ever. I only call it such because wikipedia calls it a hat. Anyways, it's basically used as a ski mask and a mask for robbing banks. Also used for becoming a ninja and still being able to see. Cool hat, keeps you warm. So good looking and functional! A
Baseball cap: it's called a cap. It's worn at baseball games. It's so overused and overworn that no one cares. You know what it is so let's move on. C-
Bearskin: Only one of the most memorable and awesomest(yes) hats there is. You've probably seen them outside of Buckingham Palace worn by the royal guard. Everyone knows the tall furry hats and loves them. Probably keep you very warm and looks generally cool. Although in any other country besides Britain, you look like a moron. In fact, in Britain, you still look like a moron. But still cool. B+
Beret: A pretty cool hat. Worn by French painters, French mimes and military alike, it's pretty cool. Except fr the mime thing. No one likes mimes... not even mimes. anyways, they are easily recognized and most famous for being worn by a Walrus. (The Hyneman) B
Bicorne hat: If you can't figure out what that is, think Napoleon. Cool pretty much only because Napoleon wore it. C+
Chullo: A nice wool hat with flaps for covering the ears. Pretty functional, but really not that good to look at. The only reason I like this hat, is because The King of the Blog has an awesome Jayne hat. B-
Cowboy hat: must I say anything? big, stupid looking, really not cool at all. D-
Dunce cap: Just that awesome. For those who don't get why, I will tell you. A dunce cap is a sure sign of a stupid person, which is very important. You no longer have to engage with the stupid person and can avoid conversation all together! A
Fedora: The most epic hat of all time. Commonly worn by the mafia and other mobsters, this hat inspired fear and awesomeness at the same time. You don't mess with people wearing this. Later used in movies because when a stunt double is needed for a fedora-wearing person, you couldn't see their face underneath the fedora. Because it's awesome. I know many people who have these and they seem to be making a comeback. A++
Hadee hat: Civil war style hat. Long brim on the sides and curved upward. Usually decorated and pretty darn cool looking. I'd suggest you wear one and see what happens. A-
Santa hat: awesome, but once a year, so not that functional. Also, you look a bit too cliche. C
Top hat: Not too shabby. A sign of being a rich gentleman or Scrooge. I have to say they are pretty cool, but not the best unless you happen to be President Lincoln. B-
Tricorne hat: Not bad, but just too overused. Not that people wear it anymore, but it's a little cliche for some militaries. I wouldn't ever wear one. D
Turban: Awesome because it's just so darn ard to put on. By wearing one, you're saying "I'm awesome, and you aren't. Owned." However, if it falls off, you have to spend the time to put it on in front of others, and thus divulge the secret of putting them on. B+
Well, that's all I got, hope I have made your hat choices simpler.
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