Friday, December 10, 2010

HLS - High Level Swag

The title above has nothing to do with this post.

Anyway, it was recently suggested to me that I should do a post about poetry. I decided that this was a good idea because it encompasses a genre of topics that are seldom discussed on TBCRH, so, seeing how I'm one of the only bloggers who has not restricted their subject material, I decided that a post about poetry would be a welcomed change of pace/topic.

Before I talk about some specific types of poetry, it should be noted that poetry is a very interesting type of literature. It relies on meter, rhyme, lyrical structure, imagery, rhetoric, and a variety of other devices to convey a message. Because of this, poetry can lead to a type of enlightenment that traditional knowledge and learning may not allow one to fully comprehend. Below you will find some of the common types of poetry and descriptions.

Haiku:


One of the older types of poetry, haiku poetry has its roots in hokku, or the opening stance of a renga/renku poem. Haiku poetry was later defined in the 19th century to be a stand alone hokku (i.e. no renga/renku to go with it). Haiku poetry follows a 5-7-5 pattern moras (a unit of sound that dictates a syllabic weight). People commonly say that this an be replicated by a 5-7-5 syllable pattern, but one mora doesn't necessarily translate to one syllable, so this is incorrect.

Haiku poetry is actually very complex. A true haiku follows 4 characteristics:

  1. Follows a 5-7-5 pattern
  2. Has a "season word" (Kigo)
  3. Has a "cut" (Kireji).
  4. More often than not, it deals with nature (though modern haikus may not necessarily).
This is a lot to include in a small poem; before I go on, I should explain what the "season word" and "cut" are. A kigo is a word the alludes, symbolizes, implies, etc... a season (e.g. Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter). If you read an original Japanese haiku, you will find the kigo hard to spot because Japanese poets oftentimes use a kigo that is a figure of speech. A kireji is a word that suggests a parallel between what precedes and what is after the word, or it may disrupt the stream of thought.

Example:

An old silent pond...
A frog jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again.

by Basho Matsuo (First great poet of Haiku).


Sonnet:

The sonnet is one of the original types of lyrical poetry that came from Europe. It is easily one of the most prevalent types of poetry. Sonnets have a strict rhyme scheme and structure to them. There are three main types of sonnets:

  1. Italian Sonnet (Rhyme scheme: abba abba cde cde)
  2. Shakespearean Sonnet (Rhyme scheme: abab cdcd efef gg)
  3. Spenserian Sonnet (Rhyme scheme: abab bcbc cdcd ee)
Sonnets never had any sort of confined subject matter or rules other than the structure of the poem. Sonnets in England were typically written in iambic pentameter (5 sets of unstressed then stressed syllables per line).

Example:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimmed.

But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st,

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

by William Shakespeare

Ballad:

Ballads were very common in Britain and Ireland from the late medieval times until the 19th century. Ballad's were narratives that had a self-contained story and whom primarily relied on imagery. Ballads were typically written in quatrains (4 line stanzas) and followed a sort of unique rhyme scheme. They had a rhyme scheme of a-b-c-b, so the 2nd and 4th lines rhymed. There is a lot of variation in ballads, however, so this is only a sort of general structure, as ballads varied greatly. 

Oh the ocean waves may roll,
And the stormy winds may blow,
While we poor sailors go skipping aloft
And the land lubbers lay down below, below, below
And the land lubbers lay down below.

by Anonymous

Cinquin:

Cinquin is a class of poetry that employs a 5-line pattern. There are two main types of cinquins: Crapsey and Didactic. 

The first type was developed by the American poet Adelaide Crapsey, who was inspired by the Japanese haiku and tanka. The number of syllables started at two and increased by two until the last line which, again, had only two syllables. Lines generally do not rhyme.

The second type is a very simplistic poem. The first line has 1 word that is the title, the second line has two words that describe the title, the third line has three words that describe the action, the fourth line has four words that express the feeling, and the final line is one word that recalls the title.

Example:

Listen…
With faint dry sound,
Like steps of passing ghosts,
The leaves, frost-crisp'd, break from the trees
And fall.

by Adelaide Crapsey


Free Verse:


Free verse is exactly what it sounds like; there is no structure or pattern that one must adhere to. This style of poetry is very popular with modern poets.


Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater's been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or--
Huh? You say it's mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!


by Shel Silverstein


I hope this look at poetry was didactic and entertaining for you. If you liked this post, comment letting me know, so that I'll know that this kind of post is appreciated and wanted.

Professor of the Blog

Penance

I didn't do a post last week, so this week as penance, I'm doing two.

I will say this up front, I didn't write this (although I somewhat wish I had). It came to me in an email, and while I absolutely refuse to participate in chain emails, I sent this one on. I think you'll see why after you read it.

This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about Military Pay in 2000. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A33607-2000Jan11.html She is a researcher at MIT, according to the article in the Washington Post. She was in the CBO from 1994 to 1997.

A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. Although this is somewhat dated, it still is worth reading.

"Ms Williams:

I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GI's earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes per month. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calculator, I come up with an annual salary of $13,413.60 before taxes, and $10,49040 after.

I work in the Air Force Network Control Center where I am part of the team responsible for a 5,000 host computer network. I am involved with infrastructure segments, specifically with Cisco Systems equipment. A quick check under jobs for "Network Technicians" in the Washington, D.C. area reveals a position in my career field, requiring three years experience in my job. Amazingly, in the civilian sector, this job does NOT pay $13,413.60 a year. No, this job is being offered at $70,000 to $80,000 per annum............ I'm sure you can draw the obvious conclusions.

Given the tenor of your column, I would assume that you NEVER had the pleasure of serving your country in her armed forces.

Before you take it upon yourself to once more castigate congressional and DOD leadership for attempting to get the families in the military's lowest pay brackets off of WIC and food stamps, I suggest that you join a group of deploying soldiers headed for AFGHANISTAN; I leave the choice of service branch up to you. Whatever choice you make though, opt for the SIX month rotation: it will guarantee you the longest possible time away from your family and friends, thus giving you full "deployment experience."

As your group prepares to board the plane, make sure to note the spouses and children who are saying good-bye to their loved ones. Also take care to note that several families are still unsure of how they'll be able to make ends meet while the primary breadwinner is gone. Obviously they've been squandering the "vast" piles of cash the government has been giving them.

Try to deploy over a major holiday; Christmas and Thanksgiving are perennial favorites. And when you're actually over there, sitting in a foxhole, shivering against the cold desert night, and the flight sergeant tells you that there aren't enough people on shift to relieve you for chow, remember this: trade whatever MRE's (meal-ready-to-eat) you manage to get for the tuna noodle casserole or cheese tortellini, and add Tabasco to everything. This gives some flavor.

Talk to your loved ones as often as you are permitted; it won't be nearly long enough or often enough, but take what you can get and be thankful for it. You may have picked up on the fact that I disagree with most of the points you present in your open piece.

But, tomorrow from KABUL, I will defend to the death your right to say it.

You see, I am an American fighting man, a guarantor of your First Amendment right and every other right you cherish. On a daily basis, my brother and sister soldiers worldwide ensure that you and people like you can thumb your collective noses at us, all on a salary that is nothing short of pitiful and under conditions that would make most people cringe. We hemorrhage our best and brightest into the private sector because we can't offer the stability and pay of civilian companies.

And you, Ms. Williams, have the gall to say that we make more than we deserve?

A1C Michael Bragg, Hill AFB AFNCC

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Warriors of Light

Well, we think they are, anyway. No other group of fated companions has stepped up and taken the reins from them, so we're just going with it for now.

8-Bit Theater is one of three webcomics run by Brian Clevinger. Utilizing nothing but Final Fantasy sprites for his characters, he has created one of the greatest compilations of comedic wit the internet has ever seen. Unfortunately, the strips are not indexed in a manner that makes it easy to find good strips that can be easily linked back to a blog, so if you want to see funny stuff, you'll have to go out and experience the comic first hand. Oh well.

The comic itself is a parody of Final Fantasy in ye olden days. The four main characters, Black Mage, Fighter, Red Mage, and Thief (bet you can't figure out what their classes are), are labelled as the Warriors of Light and sent out to find and kill Chaos, a demon who will destroy the universe if left unchecked. When they are first formed they're told that defeating him is their main objective, but over the course of 1,000 comics (give or take a few hundred) they kind of forget about him until he [spoiler redacted] and forces an engagement. In the meantime, though, they find themselves running errands for an all-powerful wizard named Sarda, who wants them to collect the orbs of power (physical embodiments of the four elements), make him a space helicopter, and anything else he can think of that's likely to get them killed. Somewhere in the course of their travels they get a class change, making them tougher, faster, stronger, and to Sarda's dismay, even harder to kill before (before the class change, at least one of them died per quest).

Black Mage seems like he would be most at home with the Addams family. He's sadistic and cruel, he's got a great sense of humor, and he knows enough Doomsday spells to fry the universe. Twice. He seems eternally bonded to Fighter, much to his dismay. His patron deity is Darko, lord of the Dark, and member of Hell's middle management. As such, he used to be employed by Black Mage. The last time he died, he went to Hell (obviously), but he'd gained so much power on Earth that he managed to take over. He had to step down, though, when one of the archfiends he killed managed to undermine him. His signature spell is Hadoken, a blast of pure energy, powered by love. Doesn't sound so terrifying, until you realize that every time he uses it, the divorce rate goes up.

Fighter is the ultimate swordsman, a graduate of Vargus' Fighters camp of '86. He is a master of the 12 schools of Zodiac Kenshido, and has yet to be beaten in a fair fight. Fighter's IQ is measurably negative, people get dumber by simply being around him and listening to him talk. Thankfully it's not a permanent effect, but it's still vexing to his teammates. Fighter teamed up with Black Mage after his graduation from camp, and Mage's expulsion from a magic academy. BM was skeptical (ok, extremely antagonistic) of the idea at first, but eventually he realized the advantage of having a meatshield who would do anything for him. This skill became one universally recognized and used by the party when the Light Warriors were formed, but that didn't keep him from getting on everyone's nerves in between fights.

Red Mage is a master of versatility, and the only surviving member of the Order of Red Mages. Though his theories are openly ridiculed by his teammates, he firmly believes that everything in the universe is controlled by numbers. Damage done by attacks, defense, various skills... all are controlled by numbers that can be found on one's character sheet. Furthermore, changing the numbers on said character sheet can have dramatic differences in the real world. This is known as the Rite of Stat Swap. It doesn't actually work as far as the rest of the team can tell, but he's gotten lucky often enough that they can't convince him of it.

Thief is the default leader of the team, thanks to Fighter signing away BM's and his own shares of leadership. He is a master of deception and misdirection. He can steal anything that isn't bolted down or on fire (the bolted down thing is more of a guideline than a rule). Heck, he's stolen things that don't exist before. He apparently sold his soul to a totemic raven trickster god to resurrect himself once, although he later tricked the raven into giving up his soul again. No one was really surprised when it happened. He seems to be the the only halfway intelligent person on the team.

Rating this comic, I'd label it PG-13 (R, if I was going by the IMDB's f-bomb rule). Occasional blood, lots of swearing, and a good bit of sexual humor when BM hits on White Mage. No nudity or indecency to worry about, and even if there was... it's a sprite comic. Would you really even notice?

Despite the obvious drawbacks, it's still a solid comic with a great storyline, great art (such as it is), and great humor. This comic gets a B+.

-Defender of the Blog, RTB

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Musical Moment

So far, I have begun every post by somehow mentioning Tuesdays. Evidently, I will not be breaking the pattern this week. That aside, hello and welcome to another musical interlude that, in the true spirit of my title, is as random as last week. I am once again visiting my “favorites” list and giving a bit of commentary/analysis on some of the songs.


I have two new additions to the list compliments of the Nerd of the Blog: Jump Jump and Dam Dadi Doo by Nightcore. Both are energetic techno songs that have now made their way into my rave list. They’re a bit hyper and high-pitched, but, after the initial shock, I like them quite a bit. Most importantly, they fulfill my requirement for fast and energetic music. I have recently found that I work best to techno because I tend to type/write at the speed of the music and it keeps me focused for studying.


I See the Light by Disney

I cannot express how much I love Tangled. If you haven’t seen it, you need to do so (same for How to Train Your Dragon which is mentioned later). Disney repeatedly has that one love song that marks the climax of the movie, and I See the Light is that song. The lyrics, in my opinion, either are or are among the most romantic I have heard from Disney which is saying quite a bit given how they are normally (though I may be slightly biased). The soft orchestral music highlights the vocal line throughout the piece and, as such, isn’t extremely noteworthy on its own. The vocal line focuses on the higher range of both voices unlike many songs and, after a moment of getting used to it, I’m beginning to like Mandy Moore’s unique style of singing in this movie. As the Nerd of the Blog, our resident Disney expert, pointed out to me, the melody is mainly a compilation of previous Disney classics that work surprisingly well together.


Testify to Love by Avalon

This has long been my favorite Christian song particularly of those recorded and played on the radio as opposed to those sung in my church alone. Apart from having a nice, open-sounding melody/harmony (not to be confused with open chords in the SATB composition for you music theory people), it is a classic praise song done in a more contemporary way to make it interesting. It took a good amount of effort for me to listen to it without singing along so as to figure out the exact chordal structure in order to write this post.


This is Berk by John Powell

First of all, How to Train Your Dragon is an absolutely amazing movie and the music lends to that heavily. It is a wonderfully dramatic mix of traditional European orchestral and Scottish styles (I believe it’s Scottish, but I could be wrong and there may be some Celtic influence as well). I have a great affinity for Scottish and Celtic pieces in general because of the runs and grace notes that, to me, are incredibly exciting (a theme that shows itself in my techno selections as well). I am reminded of my flute solo in Who Wants to Live Forever by Queen we performed two or three years ago. This particular piece is so powerful and well-recorded that I can, without any strain, imagine myself in the orchestra playing along.


The Wicked Symphony by Avantasia

I’m notoriously horrible at discerning the meaning of lyrics, so I will say before I begin that my love for this song is entirely independent of the lyrics (they may be great…but I can’t quite tell). The combination of traditional string instruments and electric guitar is very well done. It’s a generally bombastic song, but the guitar doesn’t overpower the rest – it’s just all on the powerful side. The key itself is amazing and the vocal line accents the best note patterns. Said vocal line is closer to yelling in some parts than I’m typically used to, but in this instance it sounds great.


Footloose by Kenny Loggins

Here is a classic entirely about dancing. It may not be deep, but it’s fun and it’s from the 80s (two of my many optional criteria for good music). The beat is perfect for dancing to if you can keep up and it’s been stolen for different songs countless times. The bass guitar has an interesting feature in the instrumental breaks, but the voices are the primary focus throughout.


Go On by B. Reith

This is probably the only rap song I have ever enjoyed listening to. It’s grown on me. As a rap song, it’s mostly about the lyrics which are hilarious. The entire song is essentially about how people can’t pronounce his name. The chorus is much more musical and pleasing to the ear. I would be quite happy if he expanded that melody into a real song, but, as it is, I still like it.


I hope you have enjoyed the musical selection. Once again, I challenge all of you to comment and list a song or two you might want me to talk about.


Until my next post (when I will finally be free of finals w00t!), have fun.

~ Entropy

Monday, December 6, 2010

A Look into Math Part Two. Are Belong to Fibonacci.

Free post!

(well sorta this is to help make up for last week)




What is this alt text? YES it is... now what to say in here? you all think somthing gool is in here but there is not... well not yet any way. We need cheat codes Yes Yes thats what we need ceat codes!... cheat codes for life... Ill put links in here so you have to type them out if you want them lol. that will wait see you next time now get back to reading what I type for you gosh

So the Fibonacci numbers are 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34, etc etc. Now for all of you how do not know it and are not math wizis (wizers wiziz wizards?) how this is formed is you take the number and the last one and add them (1+1 = 2, 2+1 = 3, 3+2 = 5, 5+3 = 8, 8+5 = 13, 13+8 = 21, 21+13 = 34 and so on.) Well you can have fun with that (eating nachos and what not). We will now move on to what this has been leading up to Base Fibonacci!

Well if you can think back (if you can then just go back in the post and read it) we need symbols for our base. We will need Fibonacci symbols so we will use… ummmm
Well this will not work as normal but I will not give up ill just cheat. Ok this is how I’m going to cheat we are going to use what we have leaded from binary (bin). Each number will be a “power” of Fibonacci and we will use 1 for uses and 0 for no use.
We will do the number 42 ( we like 42 here) 100100000 (34+0+0+8+0+0+0+0+0). Ah but there are some out there thinking why not 1110000? Well there is no good reason in base Fibonacci there is always more then way to write each number. Even the number one it could be 1 or 10. Now what uses is base Fibonacci? Well nun that’s right nun at all! Other then being cool it has no use, even bin is better on space and all normal bases there is only one way to write a number making reading the numbers something possible.
The only thing I can think of is for code here on tbcrh or in your life.

Well that is all for now I hope to post in my normal time but family is over and life is nuts but till then have fun and keep living

T100


P.S. post you a number you like but do it in base Fibonacci

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Synopsis for Week 3

Greetings and Salutations,

Over this last week many of our posters came down with sickness and college final cramming sessions, and so were unable to post.

On Tuesday Entropy commented on her five new favorite songs, and gave us technical as well as layman's terms for why she does in 5 Completely Unrelated Songs.

On Wednesday King of the Blog discussed an overview of, reasons to avoid, and methods how to avoid laziness in Irony, very much Irony.

In addition, ACRONYM discussed some common and yet obscure grammatical errors in Nerdology 101: Inadvertent Oversights.

As always, feel free to go back and read these incredible posts if you missed them, to comment on them (please do, whenever you want) and to argue over things as commenting people are wont to do.

Live long and prosper,
King of the Blog

Friday, December 3, 2010

Nerdology 101: Inadvertent Oversights

What the title says.

Link of the week: Nothing notable that I can think of. :(

Anyway, this post will be about common errors in the English errors. No, I'm not talking about the cliche they're/their/there, past/present verb tense, or any other commonly known error. I'm talking about some of the mroe obscure errors. Anyway, let's get started!

i.e. vs e.g.

While similar, both of these have slightly different uses. I.e. is used to clarify what you said (i.e. adding further information). E.g. is used to show an example (e.g. a synonym, sentence, or other means of clarification).

Datum and Data

I know everyone says "The data is representative..." but the correct usage is "The data ARE representative..." because data is plural. Datum is the singular form of data (i.e. a piece of the data).

Criterion vs Criteria

Same as datum vs data: criterion is singular while criteria is plural.

Imitate vs Emulate

Imitate is to simply copy while emulate is a more specific case. To emulate is to try and match or equal.

Historic vs Historical

Historical is used if historians are interested in something while historic is used for something that is famous in history.

Hysterical vs Hilarious

Though it is informally correct, hysterical actually refers to a state of mind with an excessive amount of emotions. If you want to refer to something as funny, use hilarious instead.

"Would have"

You can use it when you are talking about something that did not happen and a resulting cause (e.g. If I had won the lottery, I would have bought a TV). Otherwise, use had. The problem with "would have" is that sometimes people replace a correct "had" with it.

Check here for clarification.

Less vs Fewer

Use less when you refer to things that can't be counted (e.g. you would say less sand because you don't know the number of grains of sand, probably). Use fewer when you refer to things that can be counted (i.e. Fewer cups of water).

"Different Than"

Once again, this is improper English. Use "different from" instead.

Uninterested vs Disinterested


Disinterested means "to lack bias". It is not a synonym for uninterested.

Insure vs Ensure


Insure means "to take out insurance on" (e.g. I insured my car) while ensure means "to make sure of".

Arguably


This means "able to be shown through an argument" not "able to be argued for".

That's quite a few corrections. Hope this helps you improve your word usage. For some further help, check out parmeciumkid's old blog post about this topic.

I'm switching my name to "Professor" or "Professor of the Blog". I'll still tag my posts under acronym so they can be searched easily.

Signing off,
Professor of the Blog

Since nobody else has made a legitimate post this week, here's a poem:

Why I love Haikus:
they are real easy to write
unless you can't count.

Haikus are more fun
when you make them extra long
adding more stanzas.

But it's really lame
when noobs use cheap cop-outs like
"Refrigerator."

Thursday, December 2, 2010

I promised myself I'd never do this...

I apologize to all who were looking forward to another webcomic review (all two and a half of you), but I've had no time to write today. I have contracted a bad case of 'holy crap there's a test tomorrow that's worth 25% of my grade' from my chemistry class. In an attempt to cure it as best as possible, I've been cramming all day, which has left me no time for blogging. Hopefully this post will disappear tonight after I've determined to my own satisfaction that I'm not going to fail the test tomorrow, but if not, I promise I'll get something written tomorrow.

-Defender of the Blog, retreating under heavy fire

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

is sick

He y'all I would normal post to day but have been brought down with something (that you don't want to have). I may make a post later this week but do not come and burn down my house if I don't. Well that's all "see" you later T100

P.S. have fun reading about noobs this no drive in there life↓